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super mieux cet Over-Blog que l'ancien Bloguje: on peut etre prévenu automatiquement de la publication d'un nouvel article (ce que maman, toujours a la pointe du progres informatique, a déja fait) en cliquant, en bas a droite sur "newsletter - je m'abonne".
Le Blog Lines conseillé par Cedric devient presque inutile dans ces conditions...
1. When asking someone out, make it absolutely clear you are after a date. Otherwise you could end up becoming just friends by accident. And that’s no use to anyone.
2. It is OK for girls to ask boys out as long as they obey rule 1. Ambiguous invitations are just flirting.
3. If you have set up a date by text message, call on the day to confirm. It proves you’ve got guts.
4. But it’s OK to call when you know someone won’t answer so you can leave a message.
5. When sending emails at work, imagine cc-ing your partner. If he/she wouldn’t be amused, you’re flirting. Stop it.
6. Text message exchange that goes on throughout the day is definitely flirtation. Otherwise why wouldn’t you just speak on the phone? Don’t come over all innocent.
7. If you sleep with someone on the first date, don’t say: “I don’t normally do this.” Of course you do.
8. Boys, If you actually like someone and then you sleep with them, call them the next day. Otherwise you are a bastard.
9. Girls, If you sleep with someone and he didn’t call the next day, he is almost certainly a bastard.
10. If you are not being monogamous you have to tell your partners.
11. If they say that’s OK, but that at some stage they would like a monogamous relationship with you they are lying about it being OK at all. They just don’t want to lose you.
12. Being drunk is not an excuse for infidelity.
13. Being so drunk you don’t remember is still not an excuse, but at least the hangover serves as partial punishment.
14. If you have been seeing someone for more than three months assume it is a monogamous relationship unless otherwise stated.
15. If you have been with someone for more than 15 years assume it is not a monogamous relationship unless otherwise stated.
point 16. a ajouter a la liste des nouvelles regles du commerce amoureux: de nos jours, on ne dit plus "aie lauve iou", on dit "on monday, let's go get an aids test"...
sous-entendant un pas dans la conjugalité équivalent (autrefois) au franchissement du seuil de la maison dans les bras du marié!
citons auj'hui ce jeu de mot intraduisible en francais de Bertrand Russel, célebre logicien et mathématicien anglais:
War is not about who is right but about who is left.
ce qui donne, en essayant de rendre le jeu de mot entre right / left (gauche, survécu):
la guerre, c'est pas qui est dans son droit mais qui n'a pas passé l'arme a gauche.
et faites ce test.
en ce qui me concerne je suis un mauvais bougre: je n'ai que 5 reponses de bonnes...
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
Dear Mr. Bush:
Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.
Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?
Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!
I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?
And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!
On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.
There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.
No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!
You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.
Yours,
Michael Moore
Will Ask "Where was I?" and "What was I doing?"
President Bush announced yesterday that he will immediately undertake a comprehensive, exhaustive, and unrelenting investigation into himself, to discover his role, "if any," in the New Orleans disaster.
"I am going to ask tough questions and demand tough answers," Bush told reporters earlier today.
c'est Cedric, Will, Bertrand ou Fede qui vont etre contents de savoir qu'en cas de perte de passeport, on peut facilement obtenir un:
