& comment l'appelles-tu ?

----- Original Message ----
From: Will
To: amigos
Subject: Now he can have a name too.
http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator
Mine's Little Juan.
Should I be upset?
x x

----- Original Message ----
From: Fede
To: amigos
Mine is Ivan the Terrible
Should I be upset?????
F

----- Original Message ----
From: Remi
To: amigos
who the fuck is Dirk Diggler?...
it's official, this f***ing site made three unhappy queens...
bises
r.

----- Original Message ----
From: Cedric
To: amigos
Pee Wee Herman here...

-----Original Message-----
From: Remi
To: amigos
Four unhappy queens!
;-)

----- Original Message ----
From: Will
To: amigos
Actually -- perhaps you should be happy Remi. Dirk Diggler is a semi-fictitious porn star, made famous by the film "Boogie Nights." Allegedly it was 30+ centimeters....
Will

----- Original Message ----
From: Fede
To: amigos
but isn't there some irony here.  I mean, naming your dick Dirk Diggler is like naming your chalupa* after Versailles!
* une cabane a la campagne – typique du paysage et des usages estivals bohemiano-moraves -n.d.a.

----- Original Message ----
From: Remi
To: Fede
Cc: the other amigos
Are you trying to insult me? ;-)
My dick compared to Dirk’s alleged „mensurations“ is not as small as a chalupa compared to Versailles.

----- Original Message ----
From: Fede
To: amigos
I did not mean the size... of course not!... I meant the glitter, the mirrors, the long corridors, the scent of perfumes...

----- Original Message ----
From: Remi
To: amigos
:-D
you forgot the courtisanes... fuj!...